Humor
Three prisinors are captured in the war, and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. The Italian asks for Peperoni Pizza, which he is served and then taken away. The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and also taken away. The Jewish man requests a plate of strawberries. The captors are surprised and reply "STRAWBERRIES?" "Yes, Strawberries." "But they are out of season!" "I'll wait..." A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa . When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express card."